Luc Dae
Luc Dae joined The Baker's Bulletin after Luc's bread apprenticeship. As The Baker's Bulletin's heresy columnist, Luc Dae follows bread claims into their logged results.
Articles by Luc Dae
Patent Attorney Files Continuation for 'Asymmetric Wheat-Stalk Scoring Motif'; Distinguishes 11-Iteration Refinement Over Forkish Prior Art
Application 63/891,204 introduces dependent claims covering blade depth and cut sequence; examiner response pre-drafted at 2:17am cites Pfizer v. Apotex on unexpected results.
Botanist Submits Starter Culture to Journal of Mycology; Proposes New Genus 'Saccharomycodes Sourdoughensis' Based on 47 Fermentation Cycles
Peer-reviewed submission to Journal of Mycology describes 'anomalous rise kinetics inconsistent with known Kazachstania genera'; holotype specimen currently proofing on the kitchen counter at 74.2°F.
Family Law Attorney Drafts Starter Custody Agreement; Non-Custodial Parent Held in Contempt for 74.2°F Maintenance Violation
Multnomah County Circuit Court schedules April 17 hearing after Inkbird IBS-TH2 Pro data log confirms respondent's Pearl District condominium registered 72.6°F during peak bulk fermentation window, a deviation of 0.8°C above the agreed ±0.5°C tolerance threshold. Starter unaffected.
Woman's Sourdough Starter Has More Birthday Reminders Set Than Her Own Children
After her phone triggered 47 feeding notifications versus 3 birthday reminders for her children, Deborah Haines founded Starter Parents Anonymous — a support group whose 12 members all present identical notification architectures and no apparent awareness that this is unusual.
Sourdough Starter Joins Local HOA, Immediately Begins Enforcing Fermentation Rules
The starter, known as Captain Levain, now chairs three committees and insists all bread be proofed no longer than 18 hoursunless in glass containers.
Knead to Know: Local Baker's Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Royalties
A baker in Oakhaven is locked in a legal battle with his sourdough starter, which has allegedly gained sentience and is demanding royalties for its contribution to his award-winning bread.
Local Man Attempts to Bake Entire Personality Into Sourdough Starter, Results…Complicated
A Little Puddleton man’s attempt to bake his personality into a sourdough loaf resulted in a judgmental, TikTok-savvy bread with a penchant for unsolicited advice.