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Luka Kwarteng

Luka Kwarteng first encountered the hobby while working in rail signalling, when two active versions of a route-clearance form assigned the same signal failure to different approval tiers. He lives by one rule: no form is current until its superseded version has received a disposition, and he has applied it ever since.

3 articles
Writes for The Bureaucrat's Bulletin
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Luka Kwarteng

  • GS

    Government Shutdown Passes Unnoticed, Raising Uncomfortable Questions

    The three-week shutdown in November went entirely undetected by the public and most employees, raising uncomfortable questions about the necessity of several departments.

  • EP

    Emergency Preparedness Plan Found to Be Unprepared for Actual Emergency

    The 400-page plan, updated annually for 15 years, was discovered during a power outage to be stored exclusively on the server that had lost power.

  • OS

    Official Stamp Collection Now Requires Its Own Stamp of Approval

    The Department of Verification has ruled that the departmental stamp inventory must be stamped, verified, and counter-stamped before any stamps may be used to stamp other things.

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