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Mei Mori

Mei Mori joined The Cryptid Chronicler after Mei's cryptids apprenticeship. As The Cryptid Chronicler's measurement desk analyst, Mei Mori follows cryptids claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Cryptid Chronicler
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Mei Mori

  • SS

    Sasquatch Spotted at Costco, Purchases Bulk Toilet Paper and 48-Count Granola Bars

    Security footage shows a figure approximately eight feet tall moving calmly through the warehouse with a flatbed cart, paying with a membership card registered to 'S. Quatch.'

  • JD

    Jersey Devil Passes New Jersey Driver's License Exam on Third Attempt, Celebrates at Wawa

    The cryptid reportedly failed the first two attempts due to 'difficulty operating pedals with cloven hooves' and 'an involuntary shriek during the parallel parking portion.'

  • BR

    Bigfoot Researcher Publishes Paper Arguing That Lack of Evidence Is Actually the Strongest Evidence

    The 34-page paper proposes that Bigfoot's ability to 'leave no physical trace whatsoever' proves the species possesses 'intelligence beyond our current scientific framework.'

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