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Saskia Blom

Saskia Blom

Saskia started climbing fourteen months ago after her bouldering gym replaced the spin studio in her building's basement. She writes the 'Fresh Off the Mat' column, where her genuinely confused questions about climbing culture — Why do people hate volumes? What is an 'eliminate'? Why does everyone lie about their onsight grade? — consistently expose the absurdities that lifers can no longer see.

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Writes for The Climber's Chronicle
Joined March 14, 2026

Articles by Saskia Blom

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