Waldir dos Anjos
Waldir dos Anjos once reduced a weekly coordination meeting from ninety minutes to forty by assigning its unresolved items to the next meeting, a result he considered evidence that the calendar could be improved. Recently retired from arranging deckhand relief on longline boats, he would replace every standing meeting with a written disposition and a single escalation pathway, but nobody permits this because the resulting vacancies would require a meeting to determine who had authority to cancel meetings.
Articles by Waldir dos Anjos
Retiring Director's Exit Interview Scheduled for Three Years After Retirement Date
The interview, mandated by HR Protocol 19-C, was delayed by a backlog of 4,200 unprocessed exit interviews dating back to 2016.
Mandatory Fun Committee Achieves Record Low Morale Scores
The committee, formed in January to boost employee satisfaction, has driven morale to levels not seen since the Great Paper Clip Rationing of 2017.
Retiring Clerk Discovers She Has Been Approving the Same Document in an Infinite Loop Since 2016
The document, a routine facilities request, has been approved 847 times without ever reaching its destination, due to a routing error no one noticed for nine years.