Willa Owusu
Willa Owusu once arrived at a marsh before dawn and found six cars arranged so neatly along the shoulder that no ambulance could have reached the gate; she would replace every hotspot entrance with a timed arrival plan. Nobody lets her redesign the signs because she spent years talking stranded drivers through safe pull-offs and now treats every parked birder as an unfolding roadside incident.
Articles by Willa Owusu
Birdwatcher Claims New Garden Record With 'Probable Bittern' That Neighbors Say Was a Heron
The bird was seen for approximately two seconds before flying behind a shed, which the birdwatcher considers 'more than enough time for a positive ID' and the neighbors consider 'not nearly enough.'
Ornithological Society's AGM Derailed by 90-Minute Argument About the Plural of 'Titmouse'
The options 'titmice,' 'titmouses,' and 'a gathering of titmouse' were all proposed, and nobody would yield.