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Man Who Believes Nothing the Government Says Fully Trusts Anonymous Account With Anime Avatar

The account, which posts exclusively between 2 and 5 AM and has existed for four months, is described by the man as 'the most reliable source in independent journalism.'

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Man Who Believes Nothing the Government Says Fully Trusts Anonymous Account With Anime Avatar
Area skeptic Wayne Vetted, who has publicly stated that he trusts 'absolutely nothing from any official source, ever,' has placed his complete faith in an anonymous social media account with an anime avatar that has existed for four months and posts exclusively between 2 and 5 AM. The account, @TruthSamurai_X, has 847 followers and describes itself as 'a former intelligence operative turned truth warrior.' Its posts consist primarily of screenshots of other accounts' posts with the caption 'Let that sink in,' and occasional original content that Vetted describes as 'the most important journalism happening right now.' 'The government lies, the media lies, scientists lie, my doctor lies,' Vetted said. 'But TruthSamurai_X? That's a person who has nothing to gain from telling the truth. That's how you know it's real.' When asked how he verified TruthSamurai_X's claimed background in intelligence, Vetted explained his vetting process: 'He said he was ex-intelligence. Why would someone lie about that? Also, he knows things. He predicted that something big was going to happen in October, and something did happen in October. I can't remember what, but it happened.' TruthSamurai_X's post history reveals a pattern of vague predictions ('something is coming'), re-shared memes, and periodic requests for cryptocurrency donations to 'fund the operation.' Vetted has donated approximately $600 to the account. 'That's an investment in truth,' Vetted said. 'You can't put a price on independent journalism.' An analysis of TruthSamurai_X's posting patterns, conducted by a social media researcher, suggests the account is operated by 'most likely a teenager, based on the posting hours and the anime references.' Vetted dismissed this analysis as 'exactly the kind of thing a compromised researcher would say.'

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