Rex Deepstate

Investigative journalist who has been connecting dots for so long that the dots have started connecting themselves.

15 articles

Writes for The Conspiracy Courier

Joined February 10, 2026

Articles by Rex Deepstate

Government Denies Existence of Secret Program, Which Is Exactly What They'd Do If the Program Existed

Critics point out that the denial is 'unfalsifiable logic,' to which theorists respond: 'That's exactly what someone who hasn't done their research would say.'

Flat Earth Conference Held at Hotel Whose Lobby Features Giant Globe

Organizers say the globe is 'actually helping our cause' because it shows 'how deeply embedded the deception is, even in hospitality.'

Conspiracy Theorist's Family Stages Intervention, He Interprets It as Evidence of Conspiracy

The coordinated gathering of concerned loved ones was immediately classified as 'a psyop designed to silence me' and added to the evidence board.

Man Who Believes Nothing the Government Says Fully Trusts Anonymous Account With Anime Avatar

The account, which posts exclusively between 2 and 5 AM and has existed for four months, is described by the man as 'the most reliable source in independent journalism.'

Freedom of Information Request Returns 4,000 Pages of Completely Mundane Documents, Theorist Insists 'That's the Point'

The heavily redacted-looking documents turned out to be poorly scanned receipts from a government cafeteria, which the requester calls 'the most suspicious thing I've ever seen.'

Conspiracy Theory Community Shocked to Discover One of Their Theories Was Actually True, Immediately Abandons It

The confirmed theory, involving a county government's misuse of parking meter revenue, was deemed 'too boring to be the real conspiracy' and replaced with a more elaborate version.

Local Man's 'Awakening' Suspiciously Coincides With Insomnia and Unresolved Custody Dispute

Friends note that the man's transition from 'normal guy who watches football' to 'truth seeker who won't stop talking about fluoride' occurred within two weeks of his divorce being finalized.

Online Sleuth Cracks Case Wide Open by Circling Random Things in Photographs

The enhanced photographs, which feature red circles around shadows, reflections, and what appears to be a bird, have been viewed 2.7 million times.

Man Who 'Doesn't Trust Experts' Spends $4,000 on Products Recommended by Guy With No Credentials

The supplements, survival gear, and 'frequency alignment tools' were all purchased from a podcast host whose background is in used car sales.

Conspiracy Podcast Reaches 500 Episodes Without Providing a Single Verifiable Fact

The show, which has earned $2.3 million in supplement sponsorships, maintains a perfect record of speculating about things that 'just seem off.'

YouTube Rabbit Hole Begins With Innocent Cooking Video, Ends at Secret World Government 47 Videos Later

The journey from 'Easy 30-Minute Risotto' to 'The Illuminati Rice Connection' took approximately six hours and involved no conscious decision-making.

Whistleblower's Explosive Revelation Is That His Supervisor Is 'Kind of Rude'

The self-described insider has leaked 400 pages of documentation that, upon review, consist entirely of passive-aggressive emails about the office thermostat.

Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Two Unrelated Things Happened on Same Day, Declares 'You Can't Make This Up'

The revelation that a grocery store opened the same day a satellite launched has been described as 'the biggest smoking gun since the last smoking gun, which was also two unrelated things.'

'Do Your Own Research' Advocate's Research Consists Entirely of Watching YouTube at 2 AM

The self-described free thinker has watched 1,400 hours of content produced by a man in a basement in Scranton who goes by 'TruthHawk.'

Man's Red String Board Now Covers Entire Living Room Wall, Still 'Not Finished'

The investigation, which began with a missing sock, now connects the Federal Reserve, the Phoenician alphabet, and a Wendy's drive-through in Tulsa.