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Free Market Advocate Launches GoFundMe After Medical Bills Exceed His Savings

The man who once described crowdfunding as 'voluntary socialism' now asks supporters to help him navigate 'the most efficient healthcare system in the world.'

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Free Market Advocate Launches GoFundMe After Medical Bills Exceed His Savings
Prominent free-market healthcare advocate Todd Capitalis has launched a GoFundMe campaign seeking $185,000 to cover medical expenses from an emergency appendectomy, despite having spent the past seven years publicly arguing that America's healthcare system requires less regulation, not more. 'This is not a contradiction,' Capitalis wrote in the campaign description. 'GoFundMe is the free market's answer to the collectivist nightmare of universal healthcare. I am voluntarily asking individuals to voluntarily help me pay for a surgery I voluntarily needed to not die.' The campaign, titled 'Help Todd Beat Big Appendix,' has raised $3,400 of its $185,000 goal as of press time, primarily from family members. Capitalis's medical odyssey began when his appendix ruptured during a podcast recording in which he was explaining why the emergency room is 'the most market-distorted institution in America.' He was transported to the very hospital whose pricing practices he had been critiquing, where surgeons removed his appendix in a procedure he later described as 'excellent but scandalously overpriced.' 'The surgery took forty-five minutes,' Capitalis noted. 'That's $4,111 per minute. In a truly free market, competitive pressure would bring that down to maybe $600 a minute, which is still a lot but at least reflects genuine price discovery.' Capitalis's insurance — a high-deductible plan he selected because 'low premiums incentivize personal responsibility' — covered approximately 12 percent of the total bill. He has vowed to continue advocating for healthcare deregulation 'as soon as I can afford to leave the hospital, which at current rates should be sometime in 2027.'

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