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Retired Magician Donates Trick Guillotine to Museum, Museum Cannot Figure Out How It Works

The curator has examined the apparatus for six months and admits the blade 'appears to be real, which raises questions we're not comfortable asking.'

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Retired Magician Donates Trick Guillotine to Museum, Museum Cannot Figure Out How It Works
The National Museum of Performance Arts has accepted a donated stage guillotine from the estate of retired illusionist Carlo the Confounding, only to discover that the museum's conservation team cannot determine how the trick works, raising the uncomfortable possibility that it may not be a trick. 'We've examined it thoroughly,' said chief conservator Dr. Alice Curio. 'The blade is solid steel. The frame is rigid. The neck rest has wear marks consistent with repeated use. There is no false blade, no retraction mechanism, no spring, no hinge, and no compartment that would allow the blade to pass around a person's neck. According to our analysis, this guillotine does exactly what a guillotine does.' Carlo the Confounding performed the guillotine illusion as the centerpiece of his act for 34 years, from 1972 to 2006, during which he famously invited audience volunteers to place their necks in the stock. Hundreds of volunteers participated over the decades. None were harmed. 'That's what makes this so confusing,' Dr. Curio said. 'We have photographic evidence of the blade descending through the stock. We have audience testimony confirming that volunteers' heads remained attached. And we have a guillotine that, mechanically, should not permit that outcome.' Carlo, who is 87 and retired to Key West, was contacted for an explanation. He responded with a handwritten letter that read, in its entirety: 'A magician never reveals his secrets. Even to a museum. Especially to a museum.' The museum has placed the guillotine on display with a placard reading: 'Stage Guillotine, c. 1971. Mechanism: Unknown.' A secondary placard, added at Dr. Curio's insistence, reads: 'Please do not touch. We are not confident this is safe.' Visitor interest has tripled since the exhibit opened.

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