Dante Prestige

Stage magician who insists that explaining a trick does not ruin it because nobody was listening anyway.

15 articles

Writes for The Magician's Monitor

Joined February 10, 2026

Articles by Dante Prestige

Magic Castle Membership Application Rejected for Honesty About Skill Level

The aspiring member described his abilities as 'adequate card tricks and a coin vanish that works about 60 percent of the time,' which reviewers called 'refreshing but disqualifying.'

Magician's Linking Rings Found to Actually Be Linked, Investigation Launched

The eight-ring set, purchased from a reputable dealer, contains no key ring and no gaps, meaning the rings are either fused at a molecular level or 'someone at the factory made a terrible mistake.'

Penn & Teller's 'Fool Us' Receives Submission From Magician Whose Entire Act Is Reading the Terms and Conditions

The performer argues that making an audience sit through 47 minutes of legal text without leaving constitutes 'the greatest illusion ever performed.'

Close-Up Magician's Girlfriend Reports He Has Not Stopped Doing Coin Rolls Since 2019

The continuous finger manipulation has produced 'extraordinary dexterity and zero ability to sit still at a restaurant like a normal person.'

Retired Magician Donates Trick Guillotine to Museum, Museum Cannot Figure Out How It Works

The curator has examined the apparatus for six months and admits the blade 'appears to be real, which raises questions we're not comfortable asking.'

Magician Hired for Corporate Event Accidentally Makes CEO Disappear During Merger Announcement

The CEO reappeared forty minutes later in the parking garage, missing one shoe, with no memory of the interim period and 'several questions about the nature of reality.'

Magician's Confidential Methods Book Found at Goodwill, Sparks International Panic

The handwritten volume, priced at $1.50 and shelved between a Dean Koontz novel and a Garfield collection, contains detailed instructions for over 200 professional illusions.

Estate Sale of Legendary Magician Yields 14 Rabbits Nobody Knew About

The rabbits were discovered in a custom-built compartment beneath the floorboards, along with 200 silk scarves, 47 trick decks, and a note reading 'the real trick was keeping them quiet all these years.'

Children's Party Magician Accidentally Performs Actual Levitation, Receives No Additional Tips

Witnesses confirm the performer floated six inches above the ground for approximately 20 seconds, after which the children demanded balloon animals.

Dove Purchased for Magic Act Refuses to Stay in Coat, Pursues Career as Free-Range House Bird

The white fantail, trained to appear from a production coil, has instead established a territory in the magician's kitchen and shows 'zero interest in being produced from anything.'

Audience Member Who Shouted 'I Can See the Mirror' at Magic Show Proven Wrong by Physicist

The heckler's confident declaration has been dismantled by a peer-reviewed paper explaining that the illusion uses refraction, not reflection, and that 'he couldn't have seen a mirror because there was no mirror.'

Magician's Union Demands Better Working Conditions for Sawed-in-Half Assistants

The proposal includes mandatory padding in all bisection boxes, a maximum of three sawings per show, and hazard pay for 'any illusion involving a blade longer than 18 inches.'

Card Mechanic's Muscle Memory So Ingrained He Involuntarily False Shuffles at Poker Night

The semi-professional magician has been banned from three home games after opponents noticed the deck order remained suspiciously consistent despite 'extensive shuffling.'

Magic Shop Owner Admits 90 Percent of Revenue Comes From Selling Fake Thumbs to the Same Guy

The customer, who owns 347 thumb tips in various skin tones, insists he needs 'one for every situation' and has spent an estimated $8,000 on prosthetic digits.

Local Magician's Disappearing Act Too Effective, Family Files Missing Persons Report

The illusionist entered a cabinet on stage three weeks ago and has not been seen since, prompting both police involvement and a standing ovation from the audience, who assume 'this is part of it.'