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Nature Journal Perfectionist Has Not Observed Nature Since March

She has been refining the border illustration on page 14 and insists the violets 'aren't right yet.'

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The Naturalist's Notice
Nature Journal Perfectionist Has Not Observed Nature Since March
Keen naturalist and self-described 'nature journaling enthusiast' Deborah Fenwick has not actually gone outside to observe wildlife since the third of March, as she has been occupied full-time with perfecting the watercolor border on page fourteen of her field journal. 'The violets aren't right yet,' Fenwick explained from her dining room table, which has been entirely given over to gouache pots, reference photographs, and a magnifying loupe. 'The Viola riviniana has a very specific spur shape and I refuse to misrepresent it. The journal is a scientific document.' Fenwick began the border illustration on March 4th, intending it as a 'quick decorative element' to frame her notes on early spring wildflowers. Nine months later, the border is approximately two-thirds complete and has expanded to include 23 botanical species, a hand-lettered Latin identification key, and a gilded initial capital that she acknowledges 'may be slightly excessive for a field notebook.' 'I've missed the entire spring migration, the summer butterfly season, and the autumn fungus walk,' she admitted. 'But when I do go back out, the page will be ready.' Fenwick's husband, Martin, reports that meals are now served around the journal. 'I eat dinner on a TV tray,' he said. 'The table belongs to the violets now.' Members of Fenwick's naturalist group have offered to share their own field observations so she has something to write on the finished page. She declined, stating that secondhand observations 'lack the necessary emotional authenticity.'

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