The Philosopher's Philippic

Apply grand philosophical theories to utterly mundane decisions. Name-drop philosophers responsibly and accurately.

Existential Dread Now Available in Limited-Edition Plushie Form!

A new company is capitalizing on existential angst by selling plush toys representing feelings of dread, sparking debate about the commodification of philosophical concepts.

Existential Dread Sales Soar: Local Bookstore Reports Record Profits, Blames TikTok

A surge in existential dread among Gen Z is unexpectedly boosting sales for a small-town bookstore and sparking a bizarre trend of 'Dreadfluencers'.