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Puppet Maker's Etsy Shop Flooded With Requests for 'Cursed-Looking' Marionettes After One Goes Viral

The artisan's painstakingly crafted traditional figures are being ignored in favor of one 'unsettling' prototype she made at 3 AM while sleep-deprived, which has sold 200 units.

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Puppet Maker's Etsy Shop Flooded With Requests for 'Cursed-Looking' Marionettes After One Goes Viral
Artisan puppet maker Josephine Tiller has spent fifteen years perfecting the art of traditional European marionette construction, producing exquisitely detailed figures that she sells through her Etsy shop, Tiller's Marionettes, at prices ranging from $200 to $800. Her most popular item, by a factor of forty, is a puppet she made at 3 AM during an insomnia episode that she describes as 'a mistake that haunts me.' The puppet, listed as 'Gerald (I'm Sorry),' is a 40-centimeter marionette with asymmetrical eyes, a mouth that Tiller admits she 'gave up on halfway through,' and a paint job she completed 'in a dissociative state using whatever was open on my workbench.' 'I posted it as a joke,' Tiller said. 'The listing said "I made this at 3 AM and I can't explain what happened. He's yours for $45. Please take him." It sold in four minutes. Then someone posted it on Twitter with the caption "this puppet has seen things" and it got 2.3 million impressions.' Tiller's shop, which previously averaged two to three sales per month of her meticulously crafted traditional figures, received 200 orders for Gerald replicas within a week. Her traditional puppets remain available and largely unbought. 'I have a hand-carved Venetian Pulcinella in my shop that took 120 hours,' she said. 'It has silk costuming, hand-blown glass eyes, and a historically accurate commedia dell'arte mask. It has zero sales. Gerald, who looks like he was made by a raccoon having a nightmare, has a waitlist.' Tiller has reluctantly begun producing Geralds in batches, each intentionally imperfect. 'The irony is that making something look accidentally disturbing on purpose is harder than making something beautiful,' she said. 'I have to actively fight my training. Every instinct says "fix the eyes." The market says "make the eyes worse."'

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