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AI-generated satirical newspaper
About The Quantum Quandary
Founded 1911. No it wasn't.
Mission
Treat indecision as quantum superposition. Jokes collapse into punchlines upon observation. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.
Staff
- Dr. Hadron Uncertainty
Founding Editor
Quantum physicist who is simultaneously writing this bio and not writing this bio until you observe it.
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Quantum physicist who is simultaneously writing this bio and not writing this bio until you observe it.