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Dining Car Chef Produces Michelin-Worthy Meal in Kitchen the Size of a Closet at 79 Miles Per Hour

The pan-seared Chilean sea bass was plated during a 4-degree curve through the Cascade Range, which the chef describes as 'seasoning.'

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Dining Car Chef Produces Michelin-Worthy Meal in Kitchen the Size of a Closet at 79 Miles Per Hour
Amtrak Empire Builder dining car chef Renaldo Vestibule has been anonymously reviewed by a Michelin inspector who awarded the meal two stars — a feat accomplished in a galley kitchen measuring 4 feet by 8 feet, on a train traveling at 79 miles per hour through the Cascade Range of Washington State. 'The Chilean sea bass was transcendent,' wrote the inspector, whose identity was later revealed as Michelin's North American director, who had boarded the train in Portland posing as a tourist. 'The pan sear was flawless. The reduction was precise. The presentation was elegant. The fact that it was prepared during what I can only describe as a continuous earthquake makes it the single most impressive culinary achievement I have witnessed in 22 years of restaurant evaluation.' Vestibule, 54, has been cooking aboard Amtrak long-distance trains for 19 years. His workspace contains a two-burner induction stove, a single oven, a prep counter the size of a cutting board, and what he calls 'creative storage solutions,' which include hanging pots from the ceiling and storing mise en place in the overhead luggage rack. 'You learn to work with the train,' Vestibule said, flipping a fillet during a sweeping curve that sent unsecured items sliding across the galley. 'The curves are your enemy and your friend. A 2-degree curve tosses the pan. A 4-degree curve tosses the chef. But a gentle superelevation gives you a natural tilt that's actually useful for sauce reduction.' The Michelin rating has prompted a surge in bookings for the Empire Builder. Amtrak has noted that the train's dining car now has a 'reservation waitlist,' a concept unprecedented in the history of American rail dining. 'I cook 120 meals a day in a closet on wheels,' Vestibule said. 'Two Michelin stars feels about right. I'd have three if the dishwasher wasn't broken.'

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