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Man Who Bought Sailboat to 'Find Himself' Has Instead Found Extensive Fiberglass Damage

The spiritual journey, originally budgeted at $15,000, is now estimated at $67,000 and involves significantly more epoxy than enlightenment.

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Man Who Bought Sailboat to 'Find Himself' Has Instead Found Extensive Fiberglass Damage
Former software engineer Kevin Halyard, who quit his job in March to purchase a 1978 Catalina 30 and 'sail into a new chapter of self-discovery,' has reported that three months into his journey he has discovered primarily osmotic blistering, corroded through-hulls, and a depth of fiberglass rot that a marine surveyor described as 'spiritually significant.' 'The listing said she was seaworthy,' said Halyard from inside the boat, which is currently on jack stands in a boatyard in Annapolis. 'The surveyor said she was more accurately described as yard-worthy. And even that was generous.' Halyard purchased the vessel, which he named Dharma Wind, for $12,000 from a seller whose listing described her as 'a classic beauty needing only minor cosmetic attention.' The survey, which Halyard opted to skip in what he now acknowledges was 'a decision guided more by vibes than prudence,' would have revealed extensive deck delamination, a seized seacock, standing rigging original to 1978, and what the yard foreman called 'the most creative wiring I've ever seen on a vessel that hasn't caught fire.' 'I thought sailing would teach me patience,' Halyard reflected, sanding gelcoat in 94-degree heat. 'It has. I have become extremely patient. I am also learning about polyester resin layup schedules, galvanic corrosion, and the specific kind of despair that comes from discovering that your mast step is made of plywood.' Halyard's original plan was to refit the boat over two weeks, then sail to the Caribbean. He has revised this timeline to 'sometime before I die, hopefully.' His blog, 'Halyard's Horizon,' has pivoted from inspirational sailing content to detailed documentation of hull repair, which he notes has attracted 'a surprising following of people who enjoy watching someone else's expensive mistake in real time.'

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