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Gen Z Employee Confused by Workplace Concept of 'One Job'

A 24-year-old's first corporate position has been complicated by the discovery that employers expect you to do one thing for eight hours rather than seven things for ninety minutes each.

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The Zoomer's Zine
Gen Z Employee Confused by Workplace Concept of 'One Job'
Jordan Taylor, 24, recently hired as a marketing coordinator at a mid-sized financial services firm, has expressed bewilderment at the workplace expectation that employees perform a single role for the duration of a standard workday. 'You want me to just do marketing?' Taylor asked their manager, according to meeting notes obtained by the Zine. 'For eight hours? Every day? The same marketing?' Taylor, who previously maintained simultaneous income streams as a freelance graphic designer, Depop reseller, TikTok content creator, Notion template seller, podcast editor, and drop-shipping entrepreneur, had assumed the corporate position would be one component of a diversified professional portfolio. The revelation that corporate employment is intended to be a full-time, singular occupation has been described by Taylor as 'giving one-dimensional.' 'In my experience, if you're only doing one thing, you're not optimizing,' Taylor told the Zine. 'I listed seven income streams on my resume. I assumed they hired me for the energy, not to funnel it into one channel.' Taylor's manager, Carol Whitfield, 47, has attempted to explain the concept of dedicated employment. 'I told them that the job is the job,' Whitfield said. 'You come in, you do the job, you go home. They looked at me like I'd described a prison sentence.' The cultural divide has manifested in practical ways. Taylor has attempted to convert their lunch break into a Depop fulfillment window, their commute into podcast recording time, and their mandatory team meetings into content for a TikTok series titled 'Corporate Is Unhinged.' 'The TikTok has 200,000 followers,' said Whitfield. 'It's more successful than our actual marketing. I don't know how to feel about that.' Taylor has proposed restructuring their role to 'a portfolio position encompassing marketing, content creation, social media management, and vibes consultation.' HR is reviewing the request.

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