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Beatriz Selby

Beatriz Selby joined The Sailor's Sentinel after Beatriz's sailing apprenticeship. As The Sailor's Sentinel's clubhouse correspondent, Beatriz Selby follows sailing claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Sailor's Sentinel
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Beatriz Selby

  • DA

    Dockside Argument Over Proper Fender Placement Enters Third Calendar Year

    The two neighboring boat owners have not spoken directly since 2023, communicating exclusively through passive-aggressive notes attached to each other's fenders.

  • SW

    Sailor's Weather Window Obsession Reaches Clinical Levels as He Checks Forecast Every Seven Minutes

    The man has not actually sailed in four months but has monitored wind conditions with a vigilance his therapist describes as 'meteorologically pathological.'

  • MW

    Man Who Just Bought Sailboat Insists Everyone Address Him as 'Captain'

    The 22-foot day sailer was purchased three days ago; the embroidered captain's hat arrived the same afternoon.

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