Duncan Meeple
Board game reviewer who has logged over 4,000 plays and still cannot explain the rules of Agricola in under forty minutes.
Articles by Duncan Meeple
Board Game's 'Quick Setup' Takes Forty Minutes And An Engineering Degree
Box advertises five-minute setup; actual process requires sorting 400 tokens by color, size, and existential category
Analysis Paralysis Sufferer Takes 22 Minutes To Place First Worker
Player's opening move in worker placement game approaches the length of an actual employment decision
Game Store Employee Correctly Predicts Customer's Purchase Based On Outfit Alone
Six years of retail experience enables instant classification of customer intent from clothing choices
Solo Board Gamer Realizes He Is Essentially Playing An Expensive Spreadsheet
Moment of clarity arrives during turn 47 of resource management game played alone on a Tuesday
Board Game Reviewer Uses Word 'Elegant' 47 Times In Single Video
Thirteen-minute review deploys adjective with frequency suggesting limited vocabulary or genuine belief
Player's Poker Face During Bluffing Game Described As 'Clinically Transparent'
Social deduction game reveals that Todd cannot deceive a table of friends who have known him for eight years
Kickstarter Board Game Arrives Three Years Late With Components Nobody Remembers Backing
Backer opens box to discover stretch goals for a game they no longer recall pledging for
Strategy Game Expert Defeated By Eight-Year-Old Playing 'Whatever Feels Fun'
Optimized engine builder loses to niece who chose actions based entirely on which pieces were prettiest
Game Night Host's Elaborate Snack Spread Overshadows Actual Game Selection
Charcuterie board, themed cocktails, and custom table setting reduce gaming to afterthought
Board Game Shelf Of Shame Now Requires Structural Engineering Assessment
Collection of unplayed games exceeds load capacity of IKEA Kallax unit by estimated 40%
Family Refuses To Play Monopoly With Uncle Who 'Plays By The Real Rules'
Holiday gathering draws firm boundary after uncle insists on auctions and no Free Parking money
Board Game Cafe's 'Learn To Play' Table Becomes Accidental Support Group
Strangers bonded by Agricola confusion discover shared experiences of collection guilt and partner resistance
Couple's Game Night Ends Marriage Counselor Referral After Competitive Catan Session
Longest road dispute escalates beyond the board and into fundamental questions about trust
Rules Explanation Enters Second Hour As Group's Patience Reaches Structural Limit
Host promises 'we're almost ready to play' for the eleventh time as newcomer's eyes achieve perfect glaze
Man Who Spent $400 On Board Game Has Played It Once And Describes It As 'Essential'
Collector insists unplayed Kickstarter exclusive represents 'value per potential play'