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Felix Jafari

Felix Jafari joined The Dietitian's Dispatch after Felix's nutrition apprenticeship. As The Dietitian's Dispatch's repair bench editor, Felix Jafari follows nutrition claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Dietitian's Dispatch
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Felix Jafari

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    Clean Eating Influencer Discovers That Dirt Is Not, in Fact, Clean

    The wellness creator's 'soil-based nutrition' phase, which involved eating actual soil for its 'probiotic terroir,' ended after a parasitology report she described as 'not aligned with my wellness journey.'

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    New Superfood Study Finds That Previous Superfood Was Actually Just Food

    Açaí berries, hailed as a 'cellular rejuvenation powerhouse' in 2019, have been downgraded to 'a berry' by the same research team that originally promoted them.

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    Food Blogger's 'Healthy' Recipe Contains More Sugar Than Disclosed, Less Shame Than Expected

    Maple syrup, honey, coconut sugar, and dates collectively contribute 48 grams of sugar to a 'no added sugar' brownie

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