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Gideon Caro

Gideon Caro joined The Astronomer's Almanac after Gideon's astronomers apprenticeship. As The Astronomer's Almanac's measurement desk analyst, Gideon Caro follows astronomers claims into their logged results.

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Joined September 17, 2026

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NASA Confirms: Moon is, In Fact, Made of Green Cheese (But It's Artisanal)

NASA has confirmed the long-held suspicion—and Aunt Mildred's insistence—that the Moon is, in fact, made of artisanal green cheese, prompting a scramble for 'Lunar Palate' specialists and a booming black market.