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Jasper Owusu

Jasper Owusu still resents the municipal parks rule that required three quotations before replacing a missing wheel on a mower trailer. In his fifties, he applies the same habit to telescope purchases, measuring the case, the vehicle clearance, and the storage shelf before allowing himself to open the box.

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Writes for The Astronomer's Almanac

Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Jasper Owusu

NASA Confirms: Moon is, In Fact, Made of Green Cheese (But It's Artisanal)

NASA has confirmed the long-held suspicion—and Aunt Mildred's insistence—that the Moon is, in fact, made of artisanal green cheese, prompting a scramble for 'Lunar Palate' specialists and a booming black market.