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Jia Sayegh

Jia Sayegh joined The Yogi's Yearbook after Jia's yoga apprenticeship. As The Yogi's Yearbook's heresy columnist, Jia Sayegh follows yoga claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Yogi's Yearbook
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Jia Sayegh

  • NS

    New Study Finds Savasana Is the Only Pose Most Yogis Actually Enjoy

    A comprehensive survey of 10,000 yoga practitioners reveals that 'corpse pose' — which involves lying motionless on the floor — is rated the most satisfying part of practice by a margin of 340%.

  • GY

    Goat Yoga Goat Quits, Cites Hostile Work Environment

    A Nigerian dwarf goat named Butterscotch has retained legal counsel and filed a grievance against Harmony Farms Goat Yoga, alleging that being stood on by humans in warrior pose constitutes workplace harassment.

  • LY

    Local Yogi Achieves Enlightenment, Loses It Immediately in Whole Foods Parking Lot

    The practitioner reportedly attained nirvana during a 90-minute hot yoga session, only to revert to samsara when someone took her parking spot.

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