Kalyani Bhat
Kalyani Bhat's first brush with supplement skepticism came at fifty-two, after years of fitting temporary crowns and explaining post-procedure rinses, when she repeated a powder's headline claim without checking its serving size and bought it anyway. She has never repeated the claim, or bought the powder, and now treats every confident label as a small emergency requiring the comparator, the outcome, and the receipt of her attention.
Articles by Kalyani Bhat
Protein Shake Enthusiast Hasn't Chewed Solid Food in 14 Months, Dentist Concerned
The man's exclusive liquid diet has optimized his macros but atrophied his jaw muscles to the point where his dentist described his bite strength as 'consistent with a moderately motivated hamster.'
Intermittent Fasting Evangelist Explains Benefits of Not Eating to Visibly Hungry Coworkers
The 45-minute unsolicited lecture on autophagy and metabolic flexibility was delivered during a team lunch to which the speaker brought only a water bottle and a sense of moral superiority.
Registered Dietitian's Thanksgiving Plate Photographed, Analyzed, And Judged By Entire Family
Portion of mashed potatoes smaller than Uncle Gary's interpreted as professional criticism of Uncle Gary's lifestyle