Pius Ofori
Pius Ofori once caught a one-second daily gain before breakfast, and readers still call him the only person who can hear a calendar invitation losing time. He is in his thirties, came from bakery night shifts spent staging trays for the morning rush, and has earned most of that reputation by arriving early enough to measure the error.
Articles by Pius Ofori
Couple Divorces Over Whether to Display Watch Collection Crown-Up or Crown-Down
The irreconcilable difference, which began as a discussion about optimal positional regulation, has ended a 14-year marriage.
Mechanical Watch Gains Three Seconds Per Day, Owner Gains Three Anxiety Disorders
The COSC-certified chronometer is running within spec. Its owner is not.
Watch Forum Argument About Lug-to-Lug Length Enters Fourth Calendar Year
The original poster asked a simple question about whether 48mm lug-to-lug was too large for a 6.5-inch wrist. It has since become the longest thread in forum history.
Seiko Modding Community Achieves Ship of Theseus: Zero Original Parts Remain
After replacing every component including the case, dial, hands, movement, and crystal, owner insists it is 'still technically a Seiko SKX.'