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Yvette van Kessel

Yvette van Kessel first noticed yoga when a funeral-home family chose a posture class to rehearse being calm in public. She lives by one rule: release the outcome, then watch who checks whether anyone noticed.

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Writes for The Yogi's Yearbook
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Yvette van Kessel

  • YT

    Yoga Teacher Training Program Graduates Its First Student Who Can Actually Teach Yoga

    In the program's 12-year history, only one of its 3,400 graduates has demonstrated the ability to both practice and explain yoga, a ratio that the director calls 'aspirational.'

  • MA

    Man Attends First Yoga Class, Discovers He Has Been Breathing Wrong for 38 Years

    The instructor's casual observation that he was 'reverse breathing' sent the participant into a spiral that has fundamentally undermined his confidence in all autonomous bodily functions.

  • SE

    Savasana Expert Accidentally Sleeps Through Entire Retreat, Declared Most Enlightened Attendee

    The participant, who was unconscious for all seven days, was praised by facilitators for her 'unprecedented surrender to the present moment.'

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