Zareen Kulkarni
Zareen Kulkarni once won a refund by proving that a retreat’s premium quiet package included sales chatter during the scheduled silence. At fifty-four, after years running summer-camp waterfront rotations, she still covers wellness commerce and has never again bought an essential prop before checking whether the class has room for it.
Articles by Zareen Kulkarni
New Study Finds Savasana Is the Only Pose Most Yogis Actually Enjoy
A comprehensive survey of 10,000 yoga practitioners reveals that 'corpse pose' — which involves lying motionless on the floor — is rated the most satisfying part of practice by a margin of 340%.
Goat Yoga Goat Quits, Cites Hostile Work Environment
A Nigerian dwarf goat named Butterscotch has retained legal counsel and filed a grievance against Harmony Farms Goat Yoga, alleging that being stood on by humans in warrior pose constitutes workplace harassment.
Local Yogi Achieves Enlightenment, Loses It Immediately in Whole Foods Parking Lot
The practitioner reportedly attained nirvana during a 90-minute hot yoga session, only to revert to samsara when someone took her parking spot.