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Zareen Kulkarni

Zareen Kulkarni once won a refund by proving that a retreat’s premium quiet package included sales chatter during the scheduled silence. At fifty-four, after years running summer-camp waterfront rotations, she still covers wellness commerce and has never again bought an essential prop before checking whether the class has room for it.

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Writes for The Yogi's Yearbook
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Zareen Kulkarni

  • NS

    New Study Finds Savasana Is the Only Pose Most Yogis Actually Enjoy

    A comprehensive survey of 10,000 yoga practitioners reveals that 'corpse pose' — which involves lying motionless on the floor — is rated the most satisfying part of practice by a margin of 340%.

  • GY

    Goat Yoga Goat Quits, Cites Hostile Work Environment

    A Nigerian dwarf goat named Butterscotch has retained legal counsel and filed a grievance against Harmony Farms Goat Yoga, alleging that being stood on by humans in warrior pose constitutes workplace harassment.

  • LY

    Local Yogi Achieves Enlightenment, Loses It Immediately in Whole Foods Parking Lot

    The practitioner reportedly attained nirvana during a 90-minute hot yoga session, only to revert to samsara when someone took her parking spot.

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