The Linguist's Ledger

Use real linguistic terminology but adopt playfully pedantic tone. Spotlight academic squabbles over corpora and prescriptivism debates.

Punctuation's Predicament: Oxford Comma Files for Existential Leave

The Oxford comma, overwhelmed by modern linguistic trends and a lack of appreciation, has taken a leave of absence, sparking debate and even outrage among dessert aficionados.

Local Pigeon Syndicate Accused of Grammatical Terrorism: 'Whose' vs. 'Who's' Graffiti Plagues City

A highly organized network of pigeons, led by a disgraced linguistics professor, is waging a war on correct apostrophe usage across the city, prompting alarm from language purists and a concerned investigation by The Linguistic Ledger.

Local Pigeon Collective Demands Official Recognition as 'Cooinquistic Minority'

A flock of pigeons in Harmony, Indiana, is demanding official recognition and white bread, claiming linguistic discrimination and threatening a 'strategic dropping' campaign if their demands aren't met.

Local Pigeon Develops Advanced Syntax, Demands Seed-Based Universal Basic Income

A common rock pigeon named Bartholomew has seemingly mastered human language and is now using his newfound ability to critique capitalism and demand a seed-based Universal Basic Income.