The Wanderer's Weekly

Offer practical travel tips while mocking performative authenticity-chasing and Instagram photo-op tourism.

The Unexpected Rise of Competitive Pigeon Grooming: A History of Feathers, Fortunes, and Frankly, a Lot of Guano

A bemused travel writer delves into the surprisingly competitive and extravagant world of competitive pigeon grooming in Belgium, discovering an art form steeped in history and obsessed with avian aesthetics.

Local Pigeon Elected Honorary Mayor After City Council Remains Unresponsive to Constituent Concerns (Mostly Breadcrumbs)

A rock pigeon named Reginald has been named Honorary Mayor of Pleasantville, Ohio, after residents grew frustrated with their City Council's inaction and obsession with beige.

Global Pigeon Summit Declares War on Statues (and Breadcrumbs)

An international coalition of pigeons has declared all statues 'prime roosting real estate,' sparking a global scramble as world leaders attempt to appease the demanding avian population.

Global Pigeon Diplomacy Initiative Stalled: Apparently, They're Holding Out For Better Seed

The United Nations’ high-tech, low-tech plan to use pigeons for secure message delivery is grounded by surprisingly sophisticated avian demands for better snacks, working conditions, and union representation.