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Readers know Sora Park by the way she counts the open rectangles between mats before class, then quietly chooses the one with the worst view of the mirror. At twenty-three, she earned applause by predicting on a morning radio traffic report that a newly announced noon class would fill every mat, and the victory cost her the front corner she had been pretending not to want.

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Writes for The Yogi's Yearbook
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Sora Park

  • MA

    Man Attends First Yoga Class, Discovers He Has Been Breathing Wrong His Entire Life

    A 44-year-old accountant's inaugural yoga experience has revealed that the respiratory pattern he has used for four decades is, according to his instructor, 'an affront to prana.'

  • YR

    Yoga Retreat Discovers Attendees Were Just Hiding From Their Families

    A post-retreat survey reveals that 87% of participants attended a silent meditation retreat not for spiritual growth but because ten days of mandated silence was preferable to ten days with their relatives.

  • LY

    Local Yogi Achieves Perfect Lotus Position, Cannot Get Up

    After seventeen years of daily practice, a Portland woman has achieved the theoretically perfect lotus position and has been sitting in it for forty-six hours because her knees have locked.

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